Metal as Phuk Free Download
About This Game
ABOUT THIS GAME:
Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG’s of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A’Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey… but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?
This game features:
- Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
- Awesome Boss Battles!
- Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
- Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
- Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
- 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging…)
- Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C’mon, Right?!)
- “Herbs”… !
… And a Phuk-Ton More!
“Believe me when I tell you this game is unlike ANY OTHER RPG you may have played! And it’s available at an INCREDIBLE price! It’s LITERALLY a steal for the experience.”
“I have been playing this game for no longer than 31 minutes and I have already looted money from dead people, recruited a stoner, and have been asked to pull an arrow out of a man’s dick.”
13/10 – Heathhh
“I played for about 4 hours and didn’t realize my girlfriend was home. She sat and watched me play for about 30 minutes and now she’s pregnant.”
A+ – Forged in Fluff
Title: Metal as Phuk
Genre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG, Strategy
Release Date: 13 Jul, 2017
- OS: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1024×768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
- Storage: 575 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
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